[Masters of Ironing] First Rule of Secret Skull Club™ Is …..

….. to talk about Secret Skull Club™ publicly as often as possible. Or even Impossibly. Just talk!

The second rule of Secret Skull Club™ is to use your enemies skulls to iron your clothes.

The third rule of Secret Skull Club™ is, those clothes aren’t going to iron themselves!

The Final Rule of Secret Skull Club™ is that Psychic Grandma is going to get you no matter what you do, so give up now and don’t waste the effort. Seriously.

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21 thoughts on “[Masters of Ironing] First Rule of Secret Skull Club™ Is …..

    1. Yeah, I got the idea of Secret Skull Club™ from Ol’10 and SD McKinley last month and last night decided to just see what happened when I began writing. You can see what happened, obviously 😀

      Put a nice warm coal inside of them.

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    1. Probably a good idea. It would seem that Ol’10 hadn’t prepared you as well as he should.

      But don’t you worry, we’ll have workshops on this very subject on our WP4 World Tour Cruise. The moon people are very keen teachers.

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  1. I’ll put off doing the ironing until I get a suitable human sacrifice. Maybe than annoying guy who keeps appearing on my doorstep pretending to be from my energy company and trying to con me into switching to his…

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