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Bananas
I like bananas. Almost as much as apples in fact. Bananas make a fantastic breakfast for someone who isn’t a breakfast person. Sweet, easy on the stomach and not filling or weighing you down, bananas are God’s gift to those who get up early and take a while to get going.
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Bots
Those frakking bots, especially the spanisho ones! While I’ve obviously ranted about bots before, I’d just like to take a minute and think some horribly nasty thoughts towards the people who created them ….. there, nasty thoughts thought. Mission Accomplished! Feel free in joining me after this post in burning those people at the stake!
And thus today’s tutorial on the Letter B is complete. Stay tuned for our next thrilling episode, featuring a Mystery Letter that you’ll never C coming! Same bat channel, same bat time!
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Not sure about bananas for breakfast Booky, as I’m a devotee of brussels pate flavoured with caramelised onions as you know, bu they’re a fab on-the-go snack. I’ve managed to thwart the spanish bots, used to get 20,000 a day and now NONE! I’m winning at bot-killing!
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That’s ok fraggle, not everyone has the refined and culturally sensitive palate that I do 😀
Since I’ve made the move to dotcom, they have disappeared from my site. Just goes to show that WP “could” take care of them for the free people too if they wanted.
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Is the next letter going to be C?
Like you, i like bananas, but do not like bots. Glad we had this talk. Next!
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Shhhhhhhh! Don’t spoil it for everyone else!
I concur. These really deep and heartfelt conversations are what connect us as bloggers. Now, if you could just watch a movie where Jack the Ripper offs someone with a banana shiv, then we’d be all set.
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It’ll break the internet is the next letter is C.
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Spoilsport. You are the reason the Internet can’t have nice things,
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It’s C! It’s C!
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Well, I hope your happy. The internet just broke in Canada….
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Didn’t know they had internet, Alex gets his movies on betamax from his local library….
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Actually, have you ever seen the animated movie Vexille? If you have, that’s a fictionalized account of what has happened to Canada. It doesn’t exist in reality any more.
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Don’t start Alex off, he’ll lose his mind…
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I thought you’d already mailed him his head on your latest post?
Geez, did you use some cheap courier and they lost it? You do not have a good track record. First you lose my severed head, now Alex’s? You’re going to lose your own before you know it….
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I’d lose mine if it wasn’t bolted on. Will just recycle yours…
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Way to be green. Recycling other peoples’ heads is the quickest way to get them to stop polluting the world with their bodily functions! I highly applaud your forward thinkingness. I might have to get on board myself. Green Jihad!
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I’ll keep yours in a glass case above my fireplace, for all to see.
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But that’s not recycling. That’s just good taste!
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I’m tempted to have your head stuffed and mounted in the wall of my study, but prefer the idea of public display to create awareness. Hard choices.
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Personally, I like your first choice….
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If only you had several heads, that I could decorate a number of places ! Festoon my property with your severed napper! I could kick it round my garden like a football! The fun I could have!
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If I was dr Seuss I could write you a lovely story about it too. Well, we all have to live with disappointments in our lives.
I’m disappointed that I don’t get free pizza every day…
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Isn’t it enough that I dream of gleefully drop-kicking your head off a cliff-top? What more could you want?
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Free pizza….
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Sir, this is a WENDY’s!
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And even Wendy’s should be serving me free pizza.
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No such thing as a free pizza…
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What?! There’s no pizza tree where I can pick my piping hot, delicious thin crust pepperoni pizza just as natured intended it to be?!?!
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You have been hungry for a while. No food in the house?
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When it comes to pizza, I am never too full!
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Stuffed crust?
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No, I like as little crust as possible. That way I can stuff more in 🙂
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What a lovely picture you paint.
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Not really. Can’t paint worth beans. Never been the artistic type, if you can believe it…
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Amazing. What is your ultimate work of art?
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Good question, I’ll have to think about it for a while. Can’t take these kind of things lightly. It would do a disservice to your obviously keen insight into the arts.
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Happy to wait.
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That’s why he’s in France.
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Nope. Sigh.
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🧑🏻🎨
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Winona Ryder and the Jewelled Croissant?
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I can get behind your like of Bananas. However, I expected the “dislike” to be Bruises. There’s nothing more horrifying than a big black bruise blemishing a beautiful breakfast banana!
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I don’t know, it sounds like you have some very personal experiences with this kind of thing. Do I need to call protective services and get your bananas out of your house? 😉
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LOL, I’ve adapted by buying fewer bananas so I can eat them during the 1 or 2 days when they’re the perfect shade between green and brown. 😉
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Confessions of a Serial Banana Killer!
You should write a book….
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When one slips and falls on a banana peel, how long does it take to hit the floor?
A nanner-second.
Yeah, I’m a banana guy.
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Ha! That is terrible.
Comment approved 😀
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Yes I totally hate bots! Trying to ask Amazon a simple question tests my last fragile nerve every time! I don’t like bananas but I love banana flavoured things, which is kind of weird!
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I like banana flavored things too though 🙂
Banana cream pudding is one of my favorite flavors…
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Milou came back from the shop with bananas today🙂. For pancakes🥳
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PANCAKES FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I like pancakes. I like waffles more though, but only plain ones. Isn’t that weird? Anyway, hope they were good.
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They are gonna be, we ordered in tonight as our water heater broke down a few days ago. We luckily now have a new one installed so we finally have working hot water again🥳. I like the odd waffle aswel but havent had it in quite a while now, no thanks to corona.
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Oh, no water heater. Were you without heat as well? Or just hot water for stuff?
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Both, but we’ve been having trouble with it for a while now. Basically spent two the last day and a half having cold showers, but thats all over now. We found out that the geyser/water heaters needs to be replaced every 18 years, ours was over 20 so it was bound to go of. At least to no expense for us. Apart from not having a hot showere for two days
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Banana’s are godly. The ideal fruit in the morning before a workout too!
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Glad to see another fan of the banana. If more poeple ate them, the world would be a better place 😀
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I just cleared my comments spam log. Full of bots thanking me for my ‘thoughtful insight into this very sensitive topic’ and assuring me they would ‘keep a close eye on further developments I discover’ … who would have guessed that a Book Haul post could be classed as a ‘sensitive topic’ 🤷♂️
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Oh man 😀
I check my spam folder on a daily basis but thankfully, since I went dotcom the spanisho bots have disappeared and the kind you mention have dwindled to a mere handful a week.
It makes me wonder what the point of them even is?
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I can’t imagine people fall for it.
Your post reminded me to check mine. There was a comment from an actual blog in there, so I’m glad I checked
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And THAT is why I check it regularly. Akismet seems to throw real comments into completely at random 😦
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Bananas are fantastic. In this, we agree 100%. 🙂
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Well, 50% is a good starting place 😀
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