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Title: Hole In The Wall Barrett
Author: Max Brand
Rating: 3.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Western
Pages: 18
Words: 5.5K
Synopsis: |
A tough guy lawyer defends a murderer who poisoned his own uncle. The lawyer does this because his wife asks him too and tells him the defendant is her lover. The lawyer wins the case, apologizes to his wife for making her think he didn’t love her and promises to do better if she’ll come back. She does. The lawyer then has a “private” meeting with the defendant in his soundproof room, which we see him in warming up a poker and oiling up a whip.
My Thoughts: |
Brand starts out the story by clearly defining who the villain and hero are by how they look. You can tell he is being over the top sarcastic and ironic. It’s not immediately obvious he’s being sarcastic, but by the end when it fades out just as the husband is about to horsewhip the murderous scum who dared mess with his wife, it’s all there in black and white.
How the lawyer makes the jury think his client is innocent by drinking the poison was rather neat. How he makes sure it doesn’t affect him by eating raw eggs beforehand and having a doctor right outside the courtroom to pump his stomach, well, that is going above and beyond the call of duty. But he gets his client acquitted. Of course, Justice is served. That had me pumping my fist and exclaiming “Oh yeah!!!”
I am finding that these short stories by Brand are working great for me. It is just enough of a different taste from my typical SFF/Classic that it cleanses the palate but without being long enough to give me a literary tummy ache.
Technically, the title is Hole-in-the-Wall Barrett, but if I ever go searching for this title by search, there is no way I’m going to remember all those stupid hyphens. You’re welcome, future me.
★★★☆½

So, you’d give it three stars out of four and a half?
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Actually, if that equation is quantum entangled with all of my other ratings and since today is Monday, that means ……
I think …..
6.78345 stars?
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Let’s round it up to a clear 7 out of five then…
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Well, if we’re going to round UP, then it’s probably an 11 out of 5 then.
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You are the Zen master of ratings!
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I am working on writing my magnum opus that will open the world of Ironing Masters. It should be done sometime next week.
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Making me crave for a Western movie all of a sudden hahah Do all of Barrett’s books have this structure? Or do you have other authors to hook you up with that Western dose? 😀
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Max Brand is currently my only western author. I’ve got one of those omnibus collections that has most of his works, so it’s an easy read through.
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Palate cleansers are proving to be popular during this pandemic. Paddington Bear was mine!
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Howl’s Moving Castle was such a success for me that I, very briefly, considered reading more middle grade books. Then I realized that wouldn’t work long term and went back to my usual routine 🙂
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A new Western to scratch the itch? Sounds good! 😁
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A little tiny one too. Kind of like one little finger sandwich…
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