The Food of the Gods…

No, I am not referring to H.G. Wells’ novel of the Same Name. However, should you wish to peruse this lesser known gem of Mr. Wells, you can read it online or download it Here.

What I am referring to, is THIS!

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Does not your mouth salivate at the mere thought of jalapeno cheesy Smartfood Popcorn? On one of my explorations of a local grocery store, as I waded through the throngs of natives, looking for a particular item for Mrs Bookstooge, this uncut gem caught my eye. Having tasted the White Cheddar Smartfood and being a fan of jalapeno cheese, I knew, with the instinct of the True Hunter, that this was the food I needed.

With the power of Jalapeno Popcorn, I could RULE the world. The Masses would bow down at my feet in adoration; their tiny little brains overcome at my boldness of having seized such a treasure for myself. Bookstooge, the Demon Monk of New England would be feared and revered the world over!

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Of course, then I tasted the stuff. My dreams died, my hopes were dashed, my plans destroyed. It was TERRIBLE! So much for my True Hunter’s Instincts.

I hope all your weekends start out better than mine!

 

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30 thoughts on “The Food of the Gods…

  1. .. I probably would have tried that out as well! I love weird food ๐Ÿ˜€ When my boyfriend and I went to Bali, we made a challenge out of it. Whatever we picked, the other one had to eat.. and be recorded on camera ๐Ÿ˜€ Was fun!

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    1. Oh man, I couldn’t do that. I tend to get the same thing EVERY TIME whenever we go out to eat. I’m not usually very adventurous when it comes to food. And times like this one prove to me that I am right ๐Ÿ™‚

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    1. Yeah, a planet full of wanna be demon monk world conquerors. Now there’s a thought to ease your mind, right?

      And just as an fyi Christy, the little link next to your name is still showing as christluis.wordpress.com instead of your actual one. I’m guessing you’ll have to drill down into a setting somewhere. It does prevent people from clicking on your name and having it take them to your blog. If that matters to you ๐Ÿ™‚

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  2. I grow jalapeรฑos (the variety from Portugal called malaguetas) in my back garden, and I didn’t know there were things like popcorn made of jalapeรฑos…

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    1. Duuuuude! I am very thankful to see a comment by you. 6 weeks of silence was a bit…worrying.

      And these were not popcorn made of jalapeno but jalapeno flavored. There is a particular cheese, jalapeno monterey jack, that I adore and because of it I am always trying jalapeno flavored things. This was just one of the times it didn’t work out so well…

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