What I am referring to, is THIS!
Does not your mouth salivate at the mere thought of jalapeno cheesy Smartfood Popcorn? On one of my explorations of a local grocery store, as I waded through the throngs of natives, looking for a particular item for Mrs Bookstooge, this uncut gem caught my eye. Having tasted the White Cheddar Smartfood and being a fan of jalapeno cheese, I knew, with the instinct of the True Hunter, that this was the food I needed.
With the power of Jalapeno Popcorn, I could RULE the world. The Masses would bow down at my feet in adoration; their tiny little brains overcome at my boldness of having seized such a treasure for myself. Bookstooge, the Demon Monk of New England would be feared and revered the world over!
Of course, then I tasted the stuff. My dreams died, my hopes were dashed, my plans destroyed. It was TERRIBLE! So much for my True Hunter’s Instincts.
I hope all your weekends start out better than mine!